Privacy

Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 2026

The short version: we only collect your email, we only use it to email you about product launches and restocks, and we never sell it. If you ever want off the list, reply to any email or write to us at [email protected] and we'll remove you.

What We Collect

When you submit the signup form on this site, we store:

How We Use It

We use your email to send you product launch and restock notifications. That's it. We don't send newsletters, we don't send marketing for other brands, and we don't sell, rent, or share your email with anyone.

Where It's Stored

Emails are stored in a Cloudflare D1 database, protected behind Cloudflare infrastructure. The database is not publicly accessible.

Cookies

We don't use tracking or advertising cookies. The site uses standard Cloudflare infrastructure cookies that may be required for DDoS protection and basic site function.

Your Rights

You can ask us at any time to:

Email [email protected] and we'll take care of it, usually within a few days.

Changes

If we update this policy, we'll change the date at the top of the page. Meaningful changes will be noted to subscribers by email.

Contact

Questions about this policy or your data? Email [email protected].